Diversion - ii kibarashi #3
Trowa is fiddling with that damned pen again.
I'm going to throw the frigging thing in the trash.
It's clicking, always clicking. I can hear it clicking.
Why the hell did Heero buy him that stupid thing, anyway?
...Clickclickclick...
Great Dragons! Give me strength!
He never plays with any of the things I've given him.
I thought he'd like that plushie.
It just sits on the shelf in his room.
And the poster; that's still in the tube.
He wouldn't even speak to me when I gave him the catnip...
Mail. Oh joy.
Damn, I wish Mother would stop writing me! How many ways are there to say NO! I'm not getting married!
Ling Ping Mei hates me! She was a perfect bitch to me from the first day we met. She doesn't want to marry me! What a crock! And I certainly wouldn't marry her, if she were the last female on the planet! I'd let the fucking race die before I'd stick my... Hmmph!
And she's whining again...
Why did my father marry a female who whines?!
Oh, dear ancestors, make her stop whining!
All the others are married! Why does she keep at me like this?!
And here she goes about "chimuwaku..."
What does she know about teamwork?!
She has - how many? - twelve, fourteen grandchildren now?! Isn't that enough?!
What the hell does she want from me?!
Oh, delightful...
Another pontification from Long Ping...
One of these days, I'm going to... to...
...To make my sister a widow.
And smile while I'm at it. That pompous, smug, smarmy little prick! There hasn't been a Dragon visit his family in generations!
Duo's back...
Good god, he looks fantastic! Where does he get those clothes? He looks like a walking gemstone... Oh, look... Zuma is fawning again... How demeaning.
Waitaminute!!!
How does that brainless Elf rate a kiss just for spreading bullshit?!
Okay; not bullshit. But dammit, doesn't Duo see that it's just base flattery? Why should that sort of sucking-up be rewarded?
I always tell him he looks beautiful... I never get a kiss...
Dammit...
Huh? What do I think? About his outfit?
I think -
"You look gorgeous, Duo. Like a walking crystal... You always look beautiful to me..."
Oh. My. God.
I will never wash my face again...
I know it's pheromones... Shut up.
~~~Wufei [like you need that clue?]
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